My friend Harry Bear wanted to know more about Neptune. Neptune used to live with a friend of my human and her former husband. They divorced (don't be sad, she is now married to a new nice human) but poor Neptune was caught in the middle. My human offered to adopt Neptune and the human friend agreed. Neptune even has a real adoption certificate showing that everything is official.
Neptune is a very talented flamingo. He does ballet and figure skating due to his amazing flexibility. He also enjoys listening to jazz and eating fish. He also drinks a lot of strawberry kool-aid to keep his feathers bright and pink!
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wow! what a lucky flamingo he is. i am happy your mummy was able to negotiate with her first hubby for adoption rights. i hope that it wasn't too taxing on neptune during that time. but maybe that has helped inspire him to do do his skating and ballet. I think we should write to the olympics and have them create a flamingo styled outfit for the next competitions :)
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